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Writing this in the middle of the night sorry if it’s dumb oh wait all my other posts are
ARIES: Godammit, I said I didn’t like you I’ll never notice you go away. THIS DOESN’T COUNT AS NOTICING, PEASANT.
TAURUS: Look, I don’t like you. I like that other girl that sells slushies near the…
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Me: Ma, para ho!
Driver: May bababa?
Me: Wala po, may tatalon lang!
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But they’ve become useless when I started falling in love unexpectedly to someone like you.
Bad News: Ayaw ka lang talaga niya pansinin.
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unsafe whaaaaaat? hahaha
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- Trumpets: Yeah, we know everything. Just try to be as great as us.
- Flutes: Why is everyone in this band stupid and why do we have to be affiliated with the clarinets?
- Clarinets: Excuse me, I need the water fountain to rinse the mold off of my reed.
- Alto Sax: Why does everyone confuse us with the tenors? Don't they know that we're smarter and sound like heaven?
- Percussion: Excuse me, I play a percussion instrument. Let me just drum on everything in sight constantly.
- Trombones/ Euphoniums: Why is everyone in such a rush? Taking your time never hurt anyone.
- Tubas: Hey, guys! Look! We can play quarter notes and move up and down. Isn't this hilarious?!
- Color Gaurd: Ugh, these instruments. Don't they know that we do this in the winter without them? They're so in our way.
- You forgot mellophones. But that's okay. We don't exist to the world anyways : P